Newsclots has sent us another irresistible item, and this one introduces us to the new legend of the ‘Walking Eagle’ that in recent times, was formed somewhere in the historic State of New York.
The legend involves a certain President of the United States who was ‘invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in upstate New York. He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.
‘Although the President was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his ‘red sisters and brothers’.
‘At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, ‘Walking Eagle’. The proud President then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.
‘A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President. They explained that ‘Walking Eagle’ is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.’